Indiscretions

  1. Your friend probably looks beautiful every day. Never say "you look different today, are you wearing a wig, did you straighten your hair?"
  2. Never tell a person they look beautiful today. They problably look beautiful every day. Rather say "Your eyes have a sparkle today."
  3. I used to dry clothes in the clothesline. When it was raining I used to dry clothes in the attached garage. One day it was raining and a friend came by and asked what were those clothes doing there. Of course I replied, "what clothes?"